Saturday, October 29, 2011

Player #3: Security Log 1

Security Log 1-01:


Last Assignment Location: Tannahah
Current Assignment Location: WOOT
Current Job Assignment: assess current survival needs and address any shortcomings




Notes (provide photographic evidence where possible):




nice little shelter here, welcome sign,


bookshelves, indoor pool,


 minor food production room,



everything seems generally in order


Survival Needs:


Security: nothing needed of note
Food:     mushroom based, needs improvement




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Security Log 1-02:


Last Assignment Location: Tannahah
Current Assignment Location: WOOT
Current Job Assignment: assess security needs and address any shortcomings




Notes (provide photographic evidence where possible):

Jesus's ghost on toast! What the hell was that?! I know I owe Frimtanklin a solid favor but seriously?!? This is what woke me up in the middle of the night:



He said he wanted me to come assess the survival needs here. He didn't say anything about zombies. What the hell!? He pulls me off Tannahah for this? That was a sweet gig, not a single monster in Tannahah. He could have at least told me that the monsters were active on this world. 


Yeah, well pisser. The giant holes in the ground out front tell me there's a creeper problem too:


And the giant hole in the side of the shelter that wasn't there last night tells me it's a pretty serious creeper problem:


I don't know who built this thing but this shelter is made of wood. And there are exploding creepers everywhere. We're going to need something I little sturdier than this. This wooden fence isn't really going to help anything, either. 


Okay so now I have to fix the lack of food production and I have to fortify the shelter. 


Also, there needs to be some more light outside too there because we've got zombies spawning out back:


And creepers running around the side yard:


And spiders on the roof:


Sweet mother Mary, why did I agree to this? 





Survival Needs:


Security: 1) wall to surround completely
             explodable shelter
          2) enough lighting to prevent monster 
             spawns
Food:     expand mushroom cultivation OR start
          wheat production


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Security Log 1-03:


Last Assignment Location: Tannahah
Current Assignment Location: WOOT
Current Job Assignment: assess security needs and address any shortcomings


Notes (provide photographic evidence where possible):


Okay, I have the wall up:


And I've started a tree farm to start cultivating some wood for charcoal so I can make some torches to put up (I know that I could just go digging for some coal but there's no way I'm going down below the surface of a monster active world):


So I guess at this point I should go out and find some creepers to test the structure of the wall. I'll wait for nightfall and then give it a go.... In case I get killed tonight, I just want you to know that I love you. I know you're reading this and I'm sorry. I made mistakes, I said things. I just hope you can forgive me. 



Survival Needs:


Security: test wall for effectiveness against 
          creepers
Food:     Still need to address food issue



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Security Log 1-04:


Last Assignment Location: Tannahah
Current Assignment Location: WOOT
Current Job Assignment: assess security needs and address any shortcomings


Notes (provide photographic evidence where possible):


Still alive. I found some creepers. I didn't have to look far:


One explosion later, and it looks like the wall needs some thickening: 


Also, I'm out of cobble up here. Looks like I'm going to have to go down to get some supplies. Unfortunate. Let's see if I can do something about that food problem first. After I patch that hole in the wall. 




Survival Needs:


Security: make wall thicker
Food:     check mushroom growth, make plans for 
          expansion


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Security Log 1-05:


Last Assignment Location: Tannahah
Current Assignment Location: WOOT
Current Job Assignment: assess security needs and address any shortcomings


Notes (provide photographic evidence where possible):


Yeah, I should have seen that coming. I got lanced in the head with an arrow as soon as I went into the 'shroom room. 


I've decommissioned the space until further notice. 



Okay, so it looks like we're going to need to go with wheat cultivation.


I also took some time to go down to get some more cobble for the outer wall. Thankfully that went without any incident. And I found some coal for more torches: 


Survival Needs:


Security: still need to thicken outer wall
Food:     build wheat farm




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Security Log 1-06:


Last Assignment Location: Tannahah
Current Assignment Location: WOOT
Current Job Assignment: assess security needs and address any shortcomings


Notes (provide photographic evidence where possible):


Okay. Farm built and processing (located under the shelter, at the base of the ladder, next to the storage depot):

While the wheat was growing I managed to fix up the wall. I also built stairs up to the roof and fenced it off as an observation deck. Then I added a watch tower just to be on the safe side:

I think this will prove a much safer base of operations. I was able to spend several nights out collecting wood without ever noticing any monsters. I was able to sleep through the night without being woken up by anything trying to kill me. 


There's still the possibility for spider infiltration. I'm calling that beyond the scope of my contract. Now I can finally go home. 


Lord willing, I'll never have to come back to this place again. 



Survival Needs:


Security: possible spider threat
Food:     continuous cultivation of subterranean 
          wheat farm



1 comment:

  1. Man, that was fantastic. Sorry for leaving you with such a death trap.

    Oh, and I'm editing out your swears. Pottymouth.

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