Wednesday, July 24, 2013

A New Adventure?

“Hey, Excrement! I’m back!” I always call him Excrement. He loves it. Jeez, it’s cold in here. “Hey! Excr-“

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Hmm. He left me a present! “R…Ru…” Oh whatever. He knows I can’t read. So smug. Let’s see what he – OH GOOD A BOOK I LOVE BOOKS. What a jerk.

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Why is it so cold in here?!?! “Exasmus! Why’s the fire out!?”

Ah well. Dude’s gotta do what a dude’s gotta do. I’m sure he won’t mind me using his gift to, I don’t know, “KEEP MYSELF ALIVE!”

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That’s better. Nice and toasty. Nice and toasty gets the roasty! That’s what my dad always said. No idea what it meant.

Man, I’m hungry. Starving. I wonder what Ol’ Excrement’s got in his chests.

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Nothing! Not a single morsel. You think a guy’d be more considerate, seeing as I just spent the last year on the road to get here from Woot. Stupid Woot. Stupid monsters. I -

2013-07-20_23.20.00

You’ve got to be kidding me. That’s it. I’m out. I’m leaving. As soon as that thing is gone, I’m GONE. Looks like Stupid Old Poopface has a nice cushy bed, though. Might as well take a nap. Wait this whole situation out. Nice and easy…

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“WAUGH!” Okay, apparently sleep isn’t happening. Stupid Woot. And I can still hear that… thing outside.

“Exasmus! I’m going through your things! If you disapprove, say so!”

Found exactly what I need. Time to tunnel out of here. Apprenticeship be damned! I’m going back to school!

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Hmm. I think I went too far.

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This is weird. I’ll just turn around and -

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Yep! Definitely too far! Time to go!

“This has been great, Exasmy! I’ve really learned a lot!” What a joke. I just don’t want to die.

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Getting lighter!

What the-2013-07-25_00.27.38

How did I…

2013-07-25_00.28.17

I think I’m gonna throw up.

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